like yeah sure piranha 3D was dumb too but hey steven r mcqueen’s back made up for it

it was a really really bad kind of gory, almost ridiculous but at least it was funny

this is just plain dumb omg it makes me so angry that those idiots will be making money with that pile of shit

piranhas coming out of her fucking vagina like are you serious

who even comes up with such bullshit

“oh hey we wanna shock people WHY DON’T WE HAVE A FUCKING PIRANHA COME OUT OF HER FUCKING GENITALS”

WHY

piranha 3dd (2012): thank fuck i’m male.

omg this movie looks so freaking bad it’s like it’s making fun of itself

and this is coming from someone who has genuinely enjoyed piranha 3D

(Source: bensayshey)

louisdelgay:

i dont want to get over one direction i want to get under one direction u feel me

Kristen on what she sees when she looks in the mirror.

(Source: fireflychasers)

this is the best moment in one direction concert history

(Source: july23rds)

-one-direction:

I told Harry Styles that he saved my life today. He grabbed my hand and ran his thumb over my scars and said, “I’m glad.” Then he looked up at me and said, “You know what babe?” I said, “What?” He responded with, “You saved mine.”

Harry Styles is the absolute nicest, sweetest, most sincere and perfect person i have ever met.

plans for tonight:

• beer even though i freaking hate it
• led zep
• bejeweled

yup

if you expect me to blog about anything other than zarry today you will get disappointed
sorry not sorry